When moms catch on…

I don’t know where Micah picked them up, but these are his two favorite phrases lately:

1. No offense, as in:
“Your butt’s really big, no offense!” or “Your breath smells terrible, no offense!”
Never has being offensive been more fun than when followed by that little patch-up job at the end.

2. Technically, as in:
“Technically, I’m full.” And without missing a beat: “Is there dessert?”

“For the merely technically full, there’s no dessert, no offense!”

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