Beware of beautiful boys!

January 17, 2014

A recent dinner conversation turned to secret weapons.

Lysle’s long lashes
(which annoy him because they
a) hit against sunglass lenses
b) belong on a girl
c) are not included in a hair cut)
became his deadly micro-whips. With the bat of an eye – swoosh! – his extendible lashes would slash an opponent’s face off.

Micah’s blond curls
(which annoy him because they
a) hurt being combed
b) belong on Goldilocks
c) make strangers ruffle them)
became his medusan nest of constrictors. One step too close and – wheeze! – those sham golden locks would squeeze the life out of any trespasser.

I’m glad to know they got these. Just in case.

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